Life in the swamp ain't always groovy, especially when you're a big green ogre juggling duties like a boss. You gotta keep that mud clean, manage your menagerie of critters, and don't even get me started on the paperwork from Fairy Godmother's company. It's all about finding that perfect equilibrium between slumbering in your favorite bog and conq… Read More

Well, it all started because I was just a regular ogre living in my swamp. I never thought I'd end up with/at/holding a full-time job, let alone one that involves/involving/requiring talking animals. But here I am, proving that even an ogre like me can find success. Honestly/Believe it or not/You won't believe this, it all boils down to one thing: … Read More

This ain't no fairy tale, folks. Shrek's stuck in a soul-crushing job at the swamp corp. His boss, Lord Farquaad, is a tyrannical ogre who demands he rake leaves, churn potions, and do backbreaking work for minimum wage. Shrek's hoping of escape, but with mandatory overtime and zero breaks, it seems like a lifetime away. His tried to negotiate, b… Read More